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Man foldels himself inside a Chicago Starbucks
A South Side Chicago man was charged with public indecency for allegedly fondling himself at a Near North Side Starbucks Thursday afternoon.
Illegal Alien goes on killing spree only to die from low rider pants
Hector Quinones blew away 24-year-old Carlos Rodriguez Jr., Carlos Rodriguez Sr., 52, and then fatally stabbed Fernando Gonzalez, 87, to death before the elder Rodriguez’s wife and adult daughter unknowingly walked into the New York apartment they all shared.
Teenage girl runs over brother in game of chicken
Teenage girl accidentally ran over and killed her 17 year old brother as the two played around in Mesa Arizona parking lot.
Dwight J. Brock Jr. was run over by his sister as 16 year old Nicole M. Brock, both residents of Mesa. They started playing around, with the brother jumping in front of the car and the sister slamming on the brakes in a game of chicken with predictable results.
Dwight was rushed to a hospital in critical condition and later pronounced dead.
Two Illegal Immigrants commit murder over an arguement
Virginia Beach police arrested Jorge Alberto Fuertes Loredo and Isidor Loredo Amaya after Florentino Martinez-Melendez, 40, was shot to death. A second victim survived the shooting but remains in critical condition in a Virginia Beach hospital.
Illegal Immigrant kills teen for not speaking English in Florida
Mauricio Escalante, 33-year-old illegal immigrant was arrested Saturday for stabbing to death a 17-year-old on the streets of Immokalee Florida.
Illegal Immigrant only gets 17 months for killing a toddler
Juan Lopez-Perez, 31, an illegal immigrant who drove away after hitting a toddler in a Salem Oregon parking lot has been sentenced to one year and five months in prison.
Illegal Immigrant confesses to Triple Homicide
Guadalupe Martinez-Lopez 24, an illegal immigrant has been charged with three counts of first-degree murder and one count of attempted first-degree murder. All the charges have firearm enhancements in Grant County Superior Court, WA
Dan O’Bannon of Alien fame dies
Dan O’Bannon, screenwriter who was best known for writing the 1979 blockbuster “Alien” and who also directed and wrote “The Return of the Living Dead,” and co-wrote “Blue Thunder” and “Total Recall,” has died.
He died Thursday at St. John’s Health Center in Santa Monica after a thirty year battle with Crohn’s disease, said his wife, Diane.
Illegal Alien burns 83-year-old woman alive, gets life
Ramon Alvarado, 33, and his cousin, Jose Alvarado, 37, were hired to do yard work for Lila Meizel at her home in Wheaton, Md. They worked for the woman for two years, and Meizel often gave the men soda, food and extra tips.
Illegal Alien charged with molestation of 13 year old girl
Gabriel Alfonso Gil-Tzun age 23, has been charged by police in Novato, California with lewd and lascivious acts on a minor. He is also facing multiple charges, as he allegedly molested the 13-year-old girl on many occasions over the past few months.
Man rides Bicycle 180 miles to have sex with a teen
Maryland– William Wagner, age 26, of 414 Battery Drive, Havre de Grace, Md., met a 15-year-old girl on the Internet through the social networking Web site MySpace back in June of 2008.
Illegal Immigrant kills two Huntsville teenagers
Felix Ortega, a confirmed Illegal Immigrant according to U.S. Immigration and Customs Service is charged with killing two Huntsville teenagers .
Man commits suicide and saves New Mexico Tax Payers some cash
A 48 year old Carl Peterson barricaded himself inside his single wide trailer home overnight after police attempted to serve a warrant for his arrest for probation violations. — Espanola New Mexico.
Canandaigua High School Senior commits suicide
17 year old student at Canandaigua Academy committed suicide just after 11 a.m. Tuesday morning.
Women commits suicide by train
A woman was struck and killed by a Caltrain in Mountain View California today in what Officials said was a suicide.
The woman, whose name has not been released, layed down on the tracks less than a half-mile north of the San Antonio station about 10:30 A.M. and was hit by a southbound train.
59 year old Lawyer kills himself after losing job
Mark I. Levy, former assistant deputy attorney general in the Clinton Administration, was found dead from an apparent self-inflicted gun shot to the head at his Washington D.C. office.
