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18 year-old William Garton was arrested for throwing a hammer from his vehicle into another. The hammer struck the other…

A jury Wednesday found Edwin Ramos guilty of three counts of First Degree Murder for the the fatal shooting of…

The illegal alien whom was using the identity of a murder victim for the last twenty years.  Bomo Olumuyiwa Oyewolve, a Nigerian was arrested…

Mentally unendowed prisoner decides to tell the judge he is going to get out.

A 46 year old man with a long criminal history of drug use was arrested for aggravated rape and exploitation of the infirmed.

The 43-year-old morbidly obese man from Bellaire, Ohio, was discovered unconscious on Sunday by his girlfriend. The man was fused to his chair, that he had been stuck in for over two years.

In the northern burbs of Dallas Texas,  an illegal alien fled the scene of an accident that left an infant dead. 24-year-old Gerardo Moreno faces felony charges for manslaughter,  as well as failure to stop and render aid, driving without a license, driving without insurance.

“Capitalism is to blame for the lack of life on Mars”, said Venezuela’s president Hugo Chavez.

“I have always said,that it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived there,and finished off the planet”, this in a speech to mark world water day.

A 25 year old Granite Falls Washington said he accidentally shot his girlfriend with a gun used during foreplay after a wild night of drinking.

The couple’s two young children were asleep in the same room on a different bed, Police Officials said.

Dixie Carter had a long career as an actress and cabaret singer.  Her signature role was as the opinionated star of “Designing Women,” which focused on four women running an interior design firm in Atlanta. The show ran from 1986 to 1993.

Dixie Carter is survived by daughters Mary Dixie and Ginna and a sister, Melba Helen Heath. She was divorced from Arthur Carter and actor George Hearn

–Waldorf, Virginia Six illegal aliens are charged with holding a woman against her will overnight and gang raping her, Police officials said.

One of the men first met the 30-year-old Alexandria woman Monday night at an Alexandria nightclub, authorities reported. He offered to drive her home, and when she got to his car, there were several other men inside the vehicle.

–Mensa Arizona A 33-year-old Manuel Contreras-Galdean an illegal immigrant who killed 16-year-old Highland High School band student Kelly Tracy was sentenced  to 14 years in prison, plus four years probation

According to authorities, Robert Culp had been in the middle of taking a walk near his home in Los Angeles.Theveteran actor, Culp had many recognizable roles to his name, from playing  Kelly Robinson opposite Bill Cosby in the 1960s TV series I Spy, to FBI Agent Bill Maxwell in the 1981-1983 series The Greatest American Hero, to the antique-collecting father of the bride in modern sitcom Everybody Loves Raymond

Gamers will know Culp best as the voice of Half-Life 2 antagonist Dr. Wallace Breen, the scientist who was the liaison to the Combine and the administrator of the occupied Earth. Breen was presumably killed in the destruction of his Citadel at the end of Half-Life 2: Episode On

The musician died at age 47 on Saturday in Knoxville, Tennessee.

Kim Yoo-chul 41-year-old father, and Choi Mi-sun the 25-year-old mother feed their three-month-old baby only when not at 12-hour gaming sessions in a local internet cafe.

A 25-year-old man was charged on Thursday with murder for the slaying of an east Hollywood theater director who was his gay lover.