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Man commits suicide after police chase — Albuquerque,New Mexico
A short police chase in Albuquerque New Mexico ended with the death of the suspect. of an apparent suicide.
Illinois State Police Officer commits suicide
Illinois State Police officer Joshua Newnam, age 25, was found about 12:45 p.m. Tuesday with
Man kills himself as he drives by Cops
Albany New York — A man killed in Niskayuna killed his girlfriend’s estranged husband and then killed himself with a shotgun blast to the head as he drove past police who were dispatched to arrest him.
Porn Actress Marilyn Chambers dead at 56
Marilyn Chambers, the blue eyed blond haried women who symbolized purity while selling laundry detergent that later went on to become one of the first mainstream porn superstars, died Sunday in her Los Angeles home. She was 56.
3 Strangers commit Sucide using Charcoal
South Korea — Three people were found dead inside a car in a joint suicide, police said Monday, following a similar incident a day earlier.
Ray Noorda of Novell Dies
Ray Noorda, the former Novell Inc. chief executive hailed as “The Father of Network Computing” died on Monday (October 9th, 2006) at his Utah home, do to an Alzheimer’s-related illness.
Family Alleges coverup at childs bootcamp death
A noted pathologist said Tuesday that results from a second autopsy seem to indicate a 14-year-old boy died from a beating by guards captured on videotape at a juvenile boot camp, not from a blood disorder as a medical examiner initially ruled. –Source NW Source
Women who accused Bush of rape dead
She “apparently” killed herself. How very convenient. Amazing how anyone who is linked to a President and a crime kills themselves. Must be the patriotic thing to do. Source: Oped News
Death by Caffine Buzz
Drinking the equivalent of 700 cups of coffee! Self Darwinism at its best Source BBC
Three die in toilet trying to rescue cellphone
While its sad that anyone dies, You have to almost laugh at the stupidity of the situation. Darwinism in action? Source BBC
Activist killed by American *cough* Allies
Ran over by a bulldozer tank in the Gaza strip, 23 year old Rachel Corrie died at the hands of Israeli troops. Good to see this is getting absolutely “NO MEDIA COVERAGE” on any prime time channel. Source BBC
Nigerian slain over scam
Nigeria, long time running of the nets most insidious scams, lost a diplomat to an enraged victim. Source Wired
Fat woman whines about being called fat
If it smells like a pig, looks like a pig, and oinks like a pig.. WTF do you think it is? Just another example of how someone can’t handle the truth, so instead they go whining to lawyers and media in hopes to get cash and understanding. This lady needs to face reality. So the talk show she was on called her fat, like no shit, she is. So instead of bitching about it get liposuction dumb ass. –Source SP Times
Las Vegas school evicts boy for telling two girls off.
See 14 year old kid expelled for telling two girls they would have made the Columbine list, on a late night off school grounds call. Yes, yet again America’s shapers of tomorrow shape youth into sheep. This not only violates the kids right to free speech but what the fuck does does the school district have to say about anything that happens off school grounds that does not involve a school sanctioned activity? I smell a lawsuit.
Cookie Theif Gets life in prision
A California man stole four cookies and now he could spend the rest of his life in prison.
A state appellate court in Santa Ana, Calif., has upheld the 25 years to life prison sentence that a homeless parolee was given under California’s three-strikes law.