Category: Odd

Sword fight in downtown New York

New York, NY – A melee involving swords, cricket bats, an iron pipe, an anti-vehicle theft device, has landed 7 people to be arrested for assault and rioting.

Butcher arrested for selling meat

Italian police arrested a butcher in Naples after multiple complaints of bad smells coming from his butcher shop. The police discovered the butcher had tampered with the expiry dates on products, some of which where over 10 years old.

UFO spotted in Lafayette Colorado. Caught on video

Residents reported seeing a “strange formation of lights” in the night sky last Tuesday. (March 22nd 2011).
Leroy Van der Vegt and his son Nick Van Der Vegt, videotaped the event.

Ninjas fight off muggers

Sydney Australia — Three men attacked a 27-year-old medical student after getting off the train and following him down the alley in Sydney’s west side on Tuesday.

The alleyway is behind the Ninja Senshi Ryu warrior school.

Woman bites man for calling her fat

Lincoln Nebraska,  21 year-old Anna Godfrey was arrested for biting a chunk out of a mans right ear.

Officers were called to a Lincoln hospital around 3:25 A.M. Wednesday to talk to the injured man.

He told officers his right ear was bitten off by a woman who didn’t like being called “fat.”  After He made the remark , Godfrey tackled the man and took a bite out of his ear.

Godfrey was arrested on suspicion of felony assault.

Migraine leaves woman with chinese accent

A British woman who suffers from chronic migraines was struck by such a severe headache it left her talking in a Chinese accent.

Man uses snake in assault at South Carolina Hotel

A fight between two motel guests ended with one of them being hit with a snake.

Meat Salesman busted for swallowing joint

ATHENS, Tennessee. – Police said they have arrested a door-to-door meat salesman who swallowed a marijuana joint as they watched.

30-year-old Robert Sherk  faces charges of tampering with evidence and resisting arrest. Sherk was being held on a $5,000 bond.

 

Man threatens to down Airliner using Jedi Powers

Singapore police are questioning a man who threatened to bring down a Qantas flight from Sydney to Singapore. The passenger was restrained by flight stewards after he made threats to disrupt the Airliner using his Jedi mind powers.

Time Traveler arrested at Hardon Collider warns of a chocolate commie hell

A saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, an oddly dressed young man, said that he had traveled back in time to prevent the Large Hadron Collider from destroying the world.

Chinese famer has major Man Boobage

Guo Feng a 53-year old Chinese dairy farmer has a rather odd medical problem, he has an enormous set of man boobs. Chinese doctors are claiming they are the worlds largest set of man boobs on the planet.

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Vampire attacks Taxi Driver

New York, NY Police are searching for a man who bit a taxi-driver on the neck like a vampire.  Officers are searching for the male who threatened the driver with a semi-automatic handgun and attempted to rob him.

The driver refused to hand over his cash, the man lunged at the taxi driver’s neck, back and arms and bit him repeatedly.

The attempted burglar was being driven near the Bronx Community College, when the driver refused his requests and he eventually ran from the scene with empty handed.

Man arrested for Hunting Werewolves and chuds

A 35-year-old Bridgeport Washington Man was found wielding

Fat pig of a women aims to be the fattest in the world

Donna Simpson, A 600 pound New Jersey woman aims to become the worlds fattest woman.

Pets or Food

Now you too can have baby seal meat imported fresh from Russia. —Link