American search is not so pretty

After looking at what everyone is looking for, here is a list of what we where able to find when we used a couple of search engines to check what America is looking for

If this is not enough to make you wonder where America is headed lets look at google

Yes most folks would like to know

Yes, Texas can  legally secede from the Union

What is Micheal more anyways? We always thought he was a combo of  something bovines excrete