Question: Why Evilware.com?
Answer: Microsoft.com was taken.
Question: When did Evilware come online?
Evilware was originally evil-ware.com , it came online Nov 14th, 2000 during a cold fall afternoon.
Question: Whats the point of all of this?
Answer: 42
Question: Why can't I leave comments about your articles?
Answer: Evilware.com is not an online publication and as such We encourage anyone who has an opinion to write to us.
Question: I am a concerned parent, I find your site offensive!I want to keep my children off your site.
Answer: Thank-You, Evilware.com believes in "Knowledge for the sake of Knowledge", and the founding principles of Free Speech afforded by the U.S. Constitution. We commend you in taking an active role in your childs internet activities. There are many content inspection tools to keep your child(ren) off sites you may deem offensive, including this one.
Question: Is Evilware.com for sale?
Answer: Sure. Everything is for sale, for the right price.
Question: Your site is an abomination to everything good and wholesome.. I like it. How can I help?
Answer: Send me pics, links, funny stories, emails, money, or anything else that is cool.
Question: Can I link to your page from my homepage?
Answer: Yes, feel free.
